Sex with Dolphins - “How To”, and a Personal Viewpoint…

Um…yeah back to true blogging form…this link explains the practicalities of having sex with dolphins….

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Men of the Internet

Who said that guys who use the internet are all single geeks without any hope of ever having sex?

Not sure…lots of people including this site apparently, in the best traditions of other minger sites.

I’m suspicious that some have been photoshopped though.

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The Cyborg Name Generator: AJARN

Check out the cyborg name generator, which assigns any name you choose into a lethal robot-like name and even makes it into a little avatar for you.

Here’s another one.

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Habu The Polytheistic Elephant

Well, imagine you’re off to heathen lands like Thailand, and you’re looking to convert those heretics to the word of Jeeeeezuzzz.

Well here’s just the tool to convice the savages how wrong their ancient traditions are.

Just wear this t-shirt and all the backward jungle bunnies will come flocking to Christ.

See also Mr Gruff - The Aetheist Coffee Drinking Goat, and Mad Prof. Giraffenstein, who thinks evolution is a right load of bollocks.

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| Prank fools US science conference

Nice story from the Beeb, about some hoaxers getting their own back on a conference organiser who spammed a lot.

They sent a fake document randomly compiled on a computer which was accepted by the conference.

The paper has the nonsense headline “Rooter: A Methodology for the Typical Unification of Access Points and Redundancy”.

The full text of the paper can be downloaded here.

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Canhead - Jay’s stupid human trick.

Filed under utter idiocy, this mans unique and special talent is to stick tin cans to his baldy bonce with nothing but pure vacuum suction. What a hero!

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How to Destroy the Earth - A Practical Guide

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you’ve had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

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Scared of Santa photo gallery

I realise that this is a month too late but it’s waay too funny not to blog.

A brilliant series of 42 photos of kids looking scared shitless at a variety of sinister (and the odd-not-so sinister looking) looking Santas

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TeacherReviews.com - EBUS500 - E-Business Principles and Practices Professors at University of Phoenix

..and no this is not being posted for it’s educational content it’s simply to laugh about some bloke listed as….

Ural, Gaye

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RoboDump 1.0 is a very silly “robot” designed to sit down and perpetually appear to drop it’s guts. It seems to have been designed to confuse and cause consternation in the inventor’s office.

Marvelous what they can do nowadays.

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